Exploring Sacramento

X-rated sights in Sac

April 27, 2019 Posted in A to Z, local businesses

Once again, we have reached the infamous letter X, which leaves me no choice but to delve down deep into Sacramento’s dark side. That’s right: today’s hot spots are X-rated and eager to please.

To anyone who is under the legal age of consent, please avert your eyes now by hopping over to one of my other A to Z posts. Although I’m sure you’ve already seen much more (and likely worse) on every other site on the World Wide Web, I wouldn’t want to be accused of leading minors astray.

Parental Advisory Label

And with that out of the way, allow me to present this list of Sacramento’s adultiest of adult toy stores (in alphabetical order):

Autonomous Love: 2419 J Street
Centerfolds Superstore: 11363 Folsom Blvd.
G-Spot: 2007 J Street
Goldie’s Boutique: 201 N. 12th Street
Hustler Hollywood: 2285 Arden Way
Kiss N Tell: 2401 Arden Way, 4201 Sunrise Blvd.
L’Amour Shoppe: 2531 Broadway
Secrets Love Boutique: 5825 Auburn Blvd.
Seductions: 5378 Sunrise Blvd.
Suzie’s: 4177 Florin Road, 5138 Auburn Blvd.

If you’re looking for some risqué lingerie, here are some local options:

At Last… Bra & Lingerie: 1325 Howe Ave.
Evangeline’s Costume Mansion: 113 K Street
Prevues – A Fashion Fetish: 2417 K Street
Soma Intimates: 508 Pavilions Lane
Yve’s Fine Lingerie (bra fitting specialist): 5520 Douglas Blvd.

And if you are looking for some very adult entertainment indeed, I can also point you in the direction of these strip clubs:

Club Fantasy: 851 Richards Blvd.
Deja Vu Showgirls: 11252 Trade Center Dr.
Gold Club Centerfolds: 11363 Folsom Blvd.
Pure Gold Showgirls: 3000 Sunrise Blvd.
Sac Valley Physiques: 1525 Katharine Ave.
Savage Men: 1400 Alhambra Blvd.

Finally, a disclaimer: I have not visited any of these stores nor clubs, so I cannot offer any comparisons based on quality or otherwise. If you intend to partake in any adult activities, as with any of the other recommendations on this site, please do your own research beforehand (as locations and prices may have changed), and enjoy!

Walking in William Land Park

April 27, 2019April 27, 2019 Posted in A to Z, Annual Events, Sacramento Sights

If you’re planning on going to William Land Park today, be prepared: it’s the 25th annual SPCA Doggy Dash and Bark in the Park festival!

doggy-dash

(Actually, since I’m posting this a bit after 2 PM, the festivities should just be wrapping up, but if you’re seeing an unusual number of dogs, that would be why.)

KeithA — William Land Park (photo by Yelp user Keith A.)

William Land Regional Park, also known to locals simply as Land Park, is one of the city’s biggest and best known parks. Aside from being a large (166.5 acres!) and luxurious park where you can hang out, enjoy a picnic, cool off in the wading pool, jog or stroll around, play basketball, softball or soccer, you’ll also find these attractions within the park:

And if those still weren’t enough reasons to visit, well, you might just be juvenile enough to be reeled in by this very unfortunately named softball field:

Unfortunate-KristianD — Tom A. Dicktakes Field – that is quite an unfortunate name, Sac Parks (photo by Yelp user Kristian D.)

Voyage to the vineyards

April 26, 2019 Posted in A to Z, Sacramento Sights1 Comment

While you’ve undoubtedly heard of Napa Valley, which is in close proximity to Sacramento, you may not have heard that our city boasts some vineyards of its own.

Playing off of yesterday’s nod to the underground, the Underground Tasting Room (900 2nd St) is a great place to start your journey to wine country. Located in Old Sacramento, it’s within walking distance of lots of downtown hotels, so you don’t even have to leave the comforts of the city to enjoy some great wine. (Please note that they’re closed Mondays and Tuesdays, and plan accordingly.)